As far as we're concerned, "The Hills" will live on forever -- but it's probably time for us to face the fact that in just a few more months, the crew is gonna toodle-oo us. They seem ready to embark upon a new chapter in their lives, but what exactly will that be? Well, we've got some ideas. Amuse us while we slip on our career counseling hats:
SPENCER
Career: Bikram Yoga Instructor
Why He'd Excel: Aside from the fact that Spencer has the right robes for the role, he's calmed down quite a bit since Season 5. Lately he's been big on healing rocks and medication meditation, so we think he's ready to get his Tree Pose on with a full class of pupils.
KRISTIN
Career: UFC Spokesperson
Why She'd Excel: Who better to report the play-by-play brawls than the queen of fury herself? She'll feel comfortable in a familiar setting (i.e. chaos), surrounded by fellow short-fused peeps, yet protected in the media box so she can't actually fight someone herself. (On second thought, she'll probably find a way!)
LO
Career: Talk Show Host
Why She'd Excel: A few months ago, Lo revealed that part of the reason she stayed out of the "Hills" drama was because she had her eyes on the prize: to be the next Oprah (or Tyra or Maury). Lo's well spoken, a good listener and has diffused enough Jerry Springer-type action that we think she'd be great at laying into some cheating husbands and secret cleptomanics with clown fetishes.
AUDRINA
Career: Relationship Counselor
Why She'd Excel: After throwing herself into the lion's den arms of Justin so many times, girlfriend better have some bombtastic advice to dole out to other heartaching ladies (and gentlemen!). Plus, Lo can bring her in for a guest appearance on the talk show to advise struggling couples.
JUSTIN BOBBY
Career: Tour Guide
Why He'd Excel: When you see L.A. on a motorcycle, you have a much different perspective than the rest of the population. You're right in the middle of the mix and can absorb the city more intimately. For an out-of-towner, who better to show you the 'hood than a swarthy biker boy like JB? (He should totally charge an extra $20 for customers to wear the glitter helmet.)
+ What do you think of our career picks? Have a job in mind for the cast members we missed? Pipe up in the comments!