While Pauly D brought an unlimited supply of hair gel glue and Ronnie had enough protein powder to feed a pack of hungry weight lifters, we don't think that's going to cut it for them this time. Here are some necessary items we think the roomies should also toss into their suitcases for Season Two.
Resumes
They had an impressive showing as T-shirt salespeople, but we think they should set their career goals just a little bit higher. There's no telling who they'll meet this time around, so it's a good idea if they have their resumes on hand.
Beach Chairs
They went to the beach ONCE last season. That's ridiculous! This way, if they have obtrusive brightly colored chairs in the house, they'll serve as a reminder that they need to get out and appreciate the ocean air. At the very least, they can serve as smush recliners.
Extra Value Packs of Condoms
They'll need twice (three times?) the amount of hats since these guys are much more recognizable now. And when they unpack, it's all about placement: Condoms stacked around the Jacuzzi, condoms in the bathrooms — hell, condoms near the duck phone. You They can never have enough protection.
Horn
No more going out empty-handed. If a grenade gets tossed at Vinny and he needs an out? Blow the horn! If Ronnie's walking home alone and macho men start harassing him? Sound the alarm! It'll be like a housemate-to-the-rescue call.
Cookbooks
We know that The Situation can throw it down in the kitchen, but Sammi and the girls proved to be a bit limited when it came to their culinary prowess. Fill the kitchen with huge instructional books so the ladies can step up their game.