Season Five of The Hills was chock full of hair-flipping and name-calling -- what we here at Remote Control like to refer to as 'bitchtastic moments'. And they weren't limited to anyone in particular (although we will say that Kristin Cavallari sure found her way into the middle of many). Here's our list of last season's seven best bee-otch brawls:
Incident No. 1: Justin inspires a two-on-one screamfest, Audrina and Stephanie vs. Kristin.
Best Insult: "If it's gonna be like this, it's f-ing on, bitch!" -- K-Cav threatening Audrina.
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Incident No. 2: 'Drina demurely gets back at K-Cav with a parade of backhanded comments.
Best Insult: "He said you two were never together and that he never got over me." -- Audrina on Justin's feelings for Kristin.
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Incident No. 3: Spencer goes behind Heidi's back to get a vasectomy. (Who says guys can't be bitches, too?)
Best Insult: "So you DO go punch into the nuts." -- Spencer to the doc, upon realizing what the procedure actually entails.
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Incident No. 4: Jayde invites Kristin for drinks cat-fighting and a pointed chat about Brody.
Best Insult: "You are such a bitch Jayde, like, you are such a bitch." - Kristin.
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Incident No. 5: Heidi heads to the bar to tell Stacie to stop texting Spencer.
Best Insult: "I think you're a homewrecker, rude and a slut." -- Heidi goes off on Stacie.
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Incident No. 6: Heidi confronts Stacie at a club, but this time Stace gets the last word.
Best Insult: "When I'm gone, there's gonna be another girl." -- Stacie on Spencer's flirtatious ways.
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Incident No. 7: Uninvited Heidi causes a stir at Lauren's birthday party, so LC gets bitchy towards Stephanie.
Best Insult: "So which one of you invited Heidi? I know Lo didn't, I was just being kinda nice." -- Lauren to Lo and Stephanie.
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What was your favorite bitchtastic moment? Did we get 'em all? Sound off in the comments!