Happy birfday, Lauren Conrad! It's the big 2-4
So we've written you a poem (but, oh wait! there's more!)
We've also put together a short (rhyming!) list
Of our fave LC memories. Like that first Brody kiss!
Or the days when you and Whitney sat side by side
In a Teen Vogue cubicle, about eight feet wide
(When you believed so strongly in summer romance
That you became The Girl Who Didn't Go To France)
There were She-Pratts and Speidis and trips to Sin City
New puppies and hypoallergenic kitties
Catfights, boy dramas and one big Jen Bunney mess
Three different roomies, one (badly burned) couture dress
From the time Heidi crashed your first Teen Vogue party
To the time Spencer FINALLY said he was sorry
Thanks for all the amazing Hills memories
Happy happy! From all of us here at RC.