You can't always believe what you read. But if Audrina Patridge's dating life is even one HALF as exciting as it sounds in the tabs, then we'd be willing to beg/steal/sell our souls to scary boss lady Kelly Cutrone for just one peek at her little black book.
Since closing said book on Justin Bobby/BMX ex Corey Bohan, 'Drina's been linked to Star Trek cutie Chris Pine, TV football stud Mark Salling and real-life football stud Matt Nordren (though her rep insists those two are just friends). Now, just two weeks after declaring herself "completely single," Audrina's already rumored to be dating someone new: rocker (and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz ex) Ryan Cabrera.
According to People.com, the pair has already "gone public" with their "courtship," hitting up a Ray J party in Los Angeles ("[They were] sipping from each other's drinks") and a Broadway play in NYC ("They were holding hands and her hand was on his leg").
Natch, we're waiting for Camp Audrina to confirm before we start coming up with 'Drina and Ryan's celeb couple name (Cabrina!) or picturing what their babies would look like. 'Course, it never hurts to be prepared ...
Check out this just-in-case mock-up of Cabrina's lovechild! Congratulations, it's a ... mullet!
