With Jersey Shore withdrawal symptoms (lethargy, irritability, skin pallor, sexual dysfunction, delirium tremens in extreme cases) reaching astonishing numbers since last Thursday's season finale, you'll be relieved to hear that the cast is -- more than ever -- fist-pumping and creeping the night away (and sleeping 'til noon, of course), with every intention of remaining in the public eye. Here's a rundown of what they've all been up to recently, via their Twitter accounts.
Aside from the usual GTL, Pauly D's been rubbing elbows with none other than Diddy, who invited him and the rest of the J. Shore crew to his son's Sweet 16 in NYC on Sunday. Unfortunately, The Situation was busy making an appearance in St. Louis and missed the big par-tay. No skin off his back though, as a giant billboard in Vegas welcomed Mike and Pauly to Jet nightclub Friday night.
Meanwhile, in Shnickersville ... When not having to fend off posers and stalkers, and revealing that Ronnie and Sammi are still a "guido couple," Snooki's been doing cartwheels across many a VIP Room, including Foxwoods Shrine's, where she danced her "heart out for Haiti."
Now JWOWW on the other hand ... she's been laying a little low, taking full advantage of the frills at her favorite spa in Long Island, Kashmir, and even abstaining from the alcoholic bevvies! Guess she's realizing how much beauty rest one needs to live the life of a star.
And last but not least -- though one of his housemates might have said otherwise -- sweet lil mama's boy Vinny's just lucky to have gotten out of Connecticut alive.
Keep comin' back for more updates on the Jersey Shore cast, right here on Remote Control.