A few episodes back, we learned the definition of a 'grenade.' (If somehow this term didn't make an indelible imprint on your brain, it's Jersey Shore slang for the "ugly chick" a wingman "creeps on" so his buddy's more likely to get some action with her hot friend.) And while this word isn't used much by Ronnie or Vinny, full-time lotharios Mike and Pauly D have had cause to mention it o'plenty since they first let the beach house bubbly/hot tub water flow.
We know, we know, your gut instinct is to feel sorry for pathetic boys who prey on "hippos" -- but The Sitch and Pauly want you to know they're not ashamed! "You gotta walk through the weeds to get to the flowers," Mike so aptly put when drilled by Kenny Santucci about his (lack of) standards. Watch the Creep Show (get it?!) below to find out why, according to all three of these stallions, hooking up with unattractive people is a fundamental part of the master player's game
+ Want more cast commentary on Episode 8? Watch MTV.com's full 'Jersey Shore Hook-Up' to hear why Mike thinks Vinny's a hater, whether or not Pauly D was ever really diggin' stalker-lady Danielle and how many pickles Snooki claims to eat in a week.