VIDEO: Ty Tells Callie She's 'Not Skinny Enough' For Playboy

Apparently, there's been some confusion when it comes to what you can -- and can't -- say to a girl. So we've decided to make it real simple for all you guys out there by writing down four simple rules to live by:

1) Never, ever ask us if it's "that time of the month." Especially if there's a chance that it might be.
2) Don't make fun of us for crying at Grey's Anatomy. It's cathartic.
3) Like football? We don't!
4) We don't talk about your receding hairline. So don't talk about our weight.

Sure, it SOUNDS easy. But, this week on the Real World, Ty gets himself into a whole world of trouble when he tells Callie she doesn't have the bod for Playboy. (See Rule #4, jerkwad.) Check out this sneak peek from Wednesday night's episode and watch as Emily, Ashley and Erika put their personal politics aside to start a bipartisan committee (otherwise known as the "We Hate Ty" club).