Happy Birthday, K-Cav! The Hillzie's 23 Years Old Today

Happy birthday, Kristin Cavallari!
You always were the life of the party

And in honor of your special day
We thought we'd recount all the ways
You make our lives so cheery and bright
By bringing the drama to Tuesday nights

Thanks for bustin' out the girl-on-girl kisses
For starting a catfight with Brody's missus
For proving Justin Bobby is so much more
Than a greasy biker (and monosyllabic bore)

For bringing Stacie the Bartender back into our life
For introducing Spencer Pratt to his lovely wife
For throwing down with 'Drina at Casa de Speidi
For getting more action than Aphrodite

Kristin, we love you, and we wish you the best
Here's to life, love and happiness -- and all your success

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