• The Jersey Shore premiere had everyone ('cept Snooki) scouring the nets for a duck phone. The only prob? They're practically extinct! Fortch, we found the original one on Facebook. Right now, he/she's up to 3,000 fans, and counting. (Best Week Ever, Facebook)
• Before he was "The Situation," Mike Sorrentino was just some kid with 8-minute abs. Check out his high school yearbook pic plus watch him shake that torso for the cameras. (Starcasm)
• Sammi "Sweetheart" sure knows how to score! Prior to smushing Ronnie on J. Shore, she played the field as a starter on her college soccer team. (ESPN)
• Paris Hilton's Jersey Shore nickname? "The Opportunity." Random generator, we salute you. (OK!)
• Wanna pin Jenni up against the wall (a la Pauly D)? Order your JWOWW poster today! (JWOWW.com)
• J. Shore predictions! Ronnie's ma comes to visit, complains she'd rather be "getting [her] tan on" than bonding with Sammi. Yep, sounds about right. (BASH)
• Join the party in Pauly D's pants (and hear Angelina threaten to "cut your hair while you're sleeping") with the Jersey Shore soundboard! (MTV Games)