"I would love to do a spin off of Jersey Shore in the Hamptons. It would be the New York version of Jersey Shore. I'm really not a Jersey girl. I'm from Long Island. I've always been a Hamptons girl [so next] season I would like to represent Long Island and do behind the scenes in the Hamptons nightclubs. The fist pumpers in the Hamptons are more extreme ... But instead of putting girls with guys, I would put together more girls like me, [i.e.] the plastic look and guys who are 6'4" and total juiceheads. It's actually much worse in the Hamptons."
-- Jenni "JWOWW" Farley tells Steppin' Out magazine why she'd love to do a Jersey Shore sequel in Freddie Fackelmayer country. Hey, at least we already know they're down with perma-tans ... (via NY Mag)