Jersey Shore Poll: Who’s The Sexiest Bitch On The Beach?

We’re only two episodes deep into Jersey Shore and we’ve already seen all the guys’ “Situations,” clocked three separate counts of house-cest and watched as Jenni (a.k.a. JWOWW) RSVPed “Yes” to the party in Pauly D’s pants. Clearly, The House That Danny The Landlord Built is not a place for wallflowers.

Yep, there’s been no shortage of body parts thus far on the J. Shore, and with all that (spray-tanned) skin on display, we couldn’t help but wonder: which of these oiled-up Adonises gets your motor running?

Now, before you weigh in, we wanna clarify: we’re not asking you to rank the housemates based SOLELY on their physical assets (i.e. height, weight, number of hair products), their emotional (im)maturity or their strong desire to “pound one out.” We’re asking you to take in the big picture and tell us who’s got the smarts, the sizzle — and the straight-up sex appeal! — to make you melt in your (Situation) hot pants.

+ Think any of these preternaturally tan strangers have the whole package? Or are you — like Sammi “Sweetheart”having trouble picking just one? Take the poll and tell us which of these (Jersey) Shore things you’d want steaming up your hot tub!

Who’s the sexiest GUY on the ‘Jersey Shore’?

  • Ronnie
        24%
  • Mike ‘The Situation’
        20%
  • Vinny
        21%
  • Pauly D
        36%

Who’s the sexiest GIRL on the ‘Jersey Shore’?

  • Nicole (a.k.a. ‘Snooki’)
        10%
  • Sammi ‘Sweetheart’
        50%
  • Angelina
        8%
  • Jenni ‘JWOWW’
        32%