Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up and get a sneak peek of the greatest show on earth! Leave the kiddies at home, why don'tcha, and feast your eyes on ringmaster Travis Pastrana and his fearless, peerless band of BMX performers!
In centerstage, we have the lovely, fire-breathing Jolene Van Vugt, to her right, a couple of no-talent ass clowns and for the grand finale, our very own Street Bike Tommy will actually stick his head INSIDE a killer elephant's mouth! So get your tix now, do not try this at home and do not, we repeat, do NOT miss the main event! The Nitro Circus spectacular is rollin' into town for one night only -- this Thursday, at 10pm!