John Mayer wants you to know something very important: He neva eva EVA hooked up with Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari. Said rumor was burning up the gossip blogs Wednesday, and when the rocker got word, he did what any self-respecting celeb would do: he took to his Twitter account. "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis," he wrote in his first post. A few other gems from the notorious male slut lothario:
"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
OK, we get it, no star likes it when lies are spread about them by the media. Still, we're not quite sure why dude was so quick to refute the charges. From the feedback we've gotten, a ton (i.e. 99 percent) of red-blooded American man-boys would be perfectly willing to sample some Skittles with K-Cav, no questions asked.
Our prediction? Once The Hills gets going end of September -- and Krissy's the new IT girl 'round town -- John's johnson will be standing at full attention, waiting anxiously for its long, lost high-five.