This one goes out to Diggy, you know who you are
(The only Simmons who goes through soap by the bar)
Sure, he's obsessive -- but you can't knock his hygiene
You call him "germaphobic." We call him "Zestfully clean"
And to those who might doubt him (cough, JoJo and Russ)
We politely ask that you stop making a fuss
Not only is Diggy stylin' (and bloggin' like hell)
Dude's getting iChats from peeps like Pharrell
So get off his case, y'all, cuz Diggy's the man!
And if you disagree? He'll spray you with his O.C.D. stash of Aerosol cans ...