As previously warned, Ayiiia and Joey banged heads on tonight's episode of Real World: Cancun, and although apologies were eventually offered and accepted, there's no taking back the outrageously immature behavior displayed by both of them. (Let's hope their Sunday School teachers weren't watching!)
Anywho, we're kinda divided on which roommate acted more insane, so we're putting the question to you: Who do you think needs a tighter straight jacket? It's a toss-up for sure, which is why we've put together a quick blow-by-blow of J and A's three-part battle. Check out our Cliff's Notes of what went down, then pipe up about who deserves a bigger kick in the teeth.
ROUND ONE: Pool Sticks and Stones
While playing pool with CJ, Ayiiia arrogantly claims that she's naturally good at everything she tries. Then she corrects Joey when he refers to "breaking" as "hitting all the balls." The following tense words are exchanged:
Joey: "You're much nicer when you don't speak."
Ayiiia: "Yeah, you're less of an asshole when you don't speak either."
ROUND TWO: Verbal Spat, Taco Spit
Joey tells Ayiiia to shut up as she repeatedly announces to all of Mexico that Joey has herpes on his lip. Now enraged, Joey hocks a fat loogie on her takeout tacos! (Hey, his first choice was her face.) Ayiiia then huffs and puffs and actually needs to be restrained from hitting Joey. She punches the wall instead, then cries.
ROUND THREE: Property Damage
Ayiiiya, Emilee and Jasmine all gather on the balcony to talk some more shiz. Joey enters from stage right performing an incredibly irritating song ( "Nobody cares what you say la la la"), to which Ayiiia responds by throwing water at him, thus damaging his $1000 guitar. To top off the night, Ayiiia stabs Joey's CD while he's not watching.
+See, we told ya it'd be hard to pick a winner! Still, we're sure one of these roomies had to have rubbed you wronger. Who's it gonna be? Sound off now!
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