Five Signs Lindsay And Max Weren't Meant to Be

As Lindsay showed us tonight, being haunted by the ghosts of relationship past is no fun. And since we're all about truth in journalism (er, blogging) here at RC, we're hitting you up with five surefire signs your man's not ready to commit. Read 'em and weep.

Sign 1: You're not "Facebook official." Sure, some dudes aren't into that whole oversharing on the internets thing. But if he's got a FB profile full of embarrassing pix, fart jokes and other girls' phone numbers, you might wanna rethink your relationship status.

Sign 2: You're snuggling under his ex-girlfriend's blanket. Unless he's an unsentimental jerk, he's gonna have some mementos from his last relationship. But there's a difference between keeping some old photos in a shoe box (high, high up in the closet) and hooking up under his ex's Snuggie. Capisce?

Sign 3: He won't talk to you (unless it's in the shower). Yeeeeah, we're pretty sure this one's self-explanatory ...

Sign 4: Whenever you call it's a "bad connection." Hint: Phones aren't actually allergic to other phones. So if his celly works fine except for when you call, chances are you're not in his Fave Five.

Sign 5: MTV producers have titled him your "unofficial boyfriend." Okay, fine so that last one isn't really applicable (unless your name is Lindsay). But ask yourself this: Are you his girlfriend? If not, you probsies shouldn't be baking him birthday cakes, talking to his voicemail or asking his roomie if he really, really likes you.*

Bonus Tip: If he grimaces, flinches or makes an uncomfortable get-off-me face when you kiss him (see photo, above), he's probably not ready to "take things to the next level." Just sayin' ...

*Unless you dig guys who are still totally hung up on their ex. And (no offense, Josh/Max) that's soooo not our scene.

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