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Does what happens in Hawaii stay in Hawaii? Probs not when The Hills cameras are recording the juiciest bits -- for instance, when BRODY CHEATED ON HIS GF WITH AUDRINA!

While we're proud of the two culprits for at least copping to their party foul, that doesn't excuse the suckiness that's sure to ensue when Jayde discovers her boyfriend was unfaithful. And what about 'Drina's part in all of this? She's not exactly innocent.

But here's our 'lil conundrum: Brody's really hot. We know you think so, too. And it's possible that maybe if we were drinking some alcoholic bevs, like, under the stars on a super romantical beach, we might fall prey to the temptation of a taken man who we've always had a crush on -- and who's looking at us like he wants it (bad!). We know, we're "uncool" like Jen Aniston said about Angelina Jolie, but be honest here: Might you have done the same thing if put in Audrina's place? Take the poll!

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Tags Angelina Jolie, Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole, Jennifer Aniston

With all the Brody/Audrina talk this week (will they? won't they? are they? did they?), you'd think someone in Hills country would've taken a sec to ask another question: should they?

Apparently Steph didn't see a problem with it -- after all, she's the one who encouraged 'Drina from the getgo ("maybe you should do it to get Justin back!"). And let's not forget Frankie and the boys, who cheered Brody on (um, seriously??) when he announced that he'd cheated on his girlfriend.

And then there's LC. As the closest person to both Brody and Audrina (and, presumably, Jayde), she would've been the most logical choice to speak up. But while she raised a disapproving eyebrow at the mention of Audrina and the Brodester, she didn't do a thing to stop them from crossing into more-than-friends territory.

+ So, what gives? Are these guys (and girls) the least judgmental group of friends in history? Or are they more interested in watching a scandal play out than avoiding one? Putting Brody and Audrina's culpability aside (for the moment), you tell us: should someone have done something to stop 'em?

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Tags Audrina Patridge, Brodrina, Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado, Jayde Nicole, Lauren Conrad, LC, Lo Bosworth, Polls, Stephanie Pratt

It's not like we don't know who won her heart for good -- Spencer and Heidi tied the knot this past weekend! -- but we wanna hear whether you think Colby should have been the guy standing at the altar. Doh!

First, where we stand: As Heidi's ma, Darlene, said earlier today, we "couldn’t imagine anyone more perfect for Heidi than Spencer." (We wish you all the best, Speidi!) Still, on tonight's episode of The Hills, Colby kinda/sorta made Spence look like the devil incarnate.

Look, a virgin missionary is a pretty tough act to follow, especially when your fiance just referred to you as Hugh Hefner, though aside from some snarky comments, we happen to think Spencer was better behaved than usual.

What's your opinion? Should Heidi have considered getting back together with Colby, or will Spencer always be The One for her? Take the poll!

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Tags Darlene Egelhoff, Heidi Montag, Hugh Hefner, Speidi's Wedding, Spencer Pratt, The Hills' Colby

On the latest episode of The Hills, Heidi’s ultra-conservative, Bible-college-going high school ex-boyfriend, Colby, came to Los Angeles with his girlfriend, presumably for the purpose of … being mocked on national television. Seriously, what would bring these virgin missionaries to the most morally bankrupt city in America? In theory, Heidi invited them to give Spencer a look at nice, normal people -- but in reality, they just ended up as target practice for Spencer’s razor-sharp witticisms on chastity and sobriety.

Meanwhile, after three arduous days at People’s Revolution, Stephanie decided she needed a break from all that label-printing and phone-answering and clothes-folding. Anyone up for a first class trip to Hawaii? Wow, my internships back in the day never included vacation time. Anyway, The Hills cast did what they do best in the new scenery: got wasted, said dumb stuff, looked at each other, hooked up behind closed doors and chatted about it later. Awesome!

On a final note, am I just completely out of the loop, or is the expression, “I’d lay her down like a sick dog” a real thing that is actually said by humans?* Somebody ought to remind Brody about that other expression -- the one that says how your friends reflect on you or whatever.

*Watch this installment of the MTV Detox Hills recap for a taste of some of my own tasteful, homespun similes!

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Tags Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Doug Reinhardt, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Stephanie Pratt, The Hills' Colby

Olivia Palermo and Whitney Port both have plenty of red carpet experience. And last week, each City girl posed for photogs at an exclusive NYC event (Whit at Tribeca Film Fest, Olivia at a Cinema Society screening of Obsessed). So which DVF fashion plate had the most stealworthy style? Check out these head-to-head shots of both girls, then tell us who you think looked picture perfect.

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Tags Olivia Palermo, Polls, Whitney Port

All season long, we've been referring to Travis Pastrana as the leader of the Nitro Circus crew. And while we love what he's done with the show, we can't help but wonder how things would go if Hubert Rowland (i.e. Everyone's Favorite Redneck) -- or Jolene, or Streetbike Tommy! -- were callin' the shots instead.

Think about it: What if Travis ever got injured in a high-speed, clothing-optional tricycle race and was unable to lead? Shouldn't there be some sort of a Nitro vice-president waiting in the wings??

Well, fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your political leanings), we're living in a democracy. Which is why we've decided to let you guys pick the show's new (de facto) VP. So which Nitro underling should be the Al Gore to Travis' Bill Clinton, the Paula Abdul to his Simon Cowell, the Mary-Kate to his Ashley Olsen? Take our poll and vote for your favorite Number Two!

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Tags Andy Bell, Erik Roner, Hubert Rowland, Jim DeChamp, Jolene Van Vugt, Polls, Streetbike Tommy, Travis Pastrana

On this season's Bully Beatdown, we got to see a bunch of meanies get their you-know-whats handed to them in the ring. On the other hand, dem fellas also walked away with the opportunity of a lifetime (i.e. going up against an ultimate fighter!) AND a fat wad of cash.

+ Think those human punching bags got what they deserved? Or would you have liked to see them get even more of a beatdown? Take our poll and let us know whether justice was served!

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When Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag first hopped down the aisle in Mexico (ay, dios mio!), Darlene Egelfhoff didn't exactly welcome her unofficial son-in-law into the family with open arms. Instead, she did everything she could to denounce the marriage, calling Spencer a "manipulator," requesting a drug test (to determine Heidi's sanity!) and proclaiming their "I Do"s to be "the biggest mistake of Heidi's life."

So natch, we were pretty surprised when we saw this pic of Darlene glowing with happiness on her daughter's (third) wedding day. And even more shocked when we read that she'd actually given Spencer her blessing this time around.

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Tags Darlene Egelhoff, Heidi Montag, Speidi, Speidi's Wedding, Spencer Pratt, The Hills' Colby

Check out what Andrea thought about Episode 2 of College Life, then sound off yourself in the Comments section...

It's so fun reliving the moments of the past, but this episode was a strange one to watch because the time line of what happened in my story was condensed a great deal. I do get it that America doesn’t really feel like watching all the boring “home-video” type parts in between the dramatic moments, so this episode did a fairly good job of cutting down a few months of random film into one episode that hits on all the important points -- however, one issue I would like to address is that JJ did not say he wants to get in my pants.
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Watching the Real World/Road Rules Challenges is like eating potato chips — once you start, you can’t stop. And since Wednesdays (at 10pm) always seem so far away, we’ll be sifting through the Challenge Dailies every weekday afternoon to give you your daily dose of The Duel 2. You’re welcome.

Did Paula screw over The Alliance to save her snuggle-buddy, Dunbar? That's what Evan (slash everyone in New Zealand) seems to think. But either Paula's the most trusting gal in the world or she hasn't seen this footage of D-bar getting a sensual massage ... at the hands of Aneesa.

Check out this awkwardish clip of Dunbar moaning with pleasure (while Aneesa gives her fingers a workout) and let us know whether you think Paula should be a) jealous, b) creeped out, or c), all of the above.

+ Real World Dailies has been nominated for two Webby awards! (Woot, woot!) Show some love by checking out their “People’s Voice” nominee page — and casting your vote — today!

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Tags RW/RR Aneesa, RW/RR Dunbar, RW/RR Evan, RW/RR Paula