Why They Lost: The Jason And Kristi Story

Kristi and Jason may have run outta time at 10,000 feet, but that wasn't the first clue that this team was headed for a crash landing. Below, a bullet-point analysis of their various missteps along the way:

+ The first time we saw Kristi, she was talking (to herself?) in the middle of Occidental Square. Weird.
+ When Kristi first spotted the uber-obvious "Get in" bus, Jason shamed her with a condescending "that can't be it."
+ Instead of talking about what he'd do with the prize money (a la Cassie and Joey), Jason told Kristi about his creepy childish James Bond fetish, saying (and we quote) "I wanted to make stuff go boom."
+ He wasn't even a little bit kidding.
+ Not long after, Kristi fell flat on her face while running to the plane. (Foreshadowing? Hilarious? Both??)
+ When silly, overly imaginative Kristi thought George and $1 bills might have something to do with George Washington, Jason shamed her with a condescending "I think you're reading too much into that."

Oh, and FYI, Jason? James Bond would totes have known the CEO's headquarters were at Washington University. But if his plane ever WERE spiraling out of control and headed straight towards the water, we're guessing he'd do something cooler than shriek like a girl, murmur "Oh man, oh man" and allow his body to be devoured by seals.

Anyhow, sorry for your loss, Jason and Kristi. Here's to hoping your confidence was shaken, not stirred.

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