On the latest episode of The Hills, Heidi’s ultra-conservative, Bible-college-going high school ex-boyfriend, Colby, came to Los Angeles with his girlfriend, presumably for the purpose of … being mocked on national television. Seriously, what would bring these virgin missionaries to the most morally bankrupt city in America? In theory, Heidi invited them to give Spencer a look at nice, normal people -- but in reality, they just ended up as target practice for Spencer’s razor-sharp witticisms on chastity and sobriety.
Meanwhile, after three arduous days at People’s Revolution, Stephanie decided she needed a break from all that label-printing and phone-answering and clothes-folding. Anyone up for a first class trip to Hawaii? Wow, my internships back in the day never included vacation time. Anyway, The Hills cast did what they do best in the new scenery: got wasted, said dumb stuff, looked at each other, hooked up behind closed doors and chatted about it later. Awesome!
On a final note, am I just completely out of the loop, or is the expression, “I’d lay her down like a sick dog” a real thing that is actually said by humans?* Somebody ought to remind Brody about that other expression -- the one that says how your friends reflect on you or whatever.
*Watch this installment of the MTV Detox Hills recap for a taste of some of my own tasteful, homespun similes!