The theme of this week's Duel 2? Betrayal, betrayal and more betrayal. And the biggest problem (aside from the greed, the paranoia and the alcohol-induced fighting) is, everyone seems to be playing by a completely different set of rules.
And since things are so confusing around here, we thought we'd sort through all the chaos by jotting down some "unofficial" guidelines we've picked up from watching the show, namely:
+ You're not allowed to hit anyone. Ever. Even if they hit you first, and chase you around the parking lot (while beating their chest like a deranged gorilla).
+ Don't bang other people's ex-boyfriends in the first episode. Especially if you're a rookie and the guy's CT.
+ You're gonna piss people off no matter who you pick to go in The Duel. So you might as well pick the little guy.
+ Never underestimate those tiny blond girls. They're smarter stronger than they look.
+ If you don't have an alliance, you're gonna get screwed. If you screw over your alliance, you're gonna get screwed.
Oh, and one more thing: Odds are, you're probably not gonna win. So instead of spending all your time stressing, plotting and building lame-o card towers, you should probably concentrate more on having fun, making new "friends" and looking good in a Speedo.
And if you're not sure how, just ask yourself one question: What would Big Easy do?