What do you get when you add one tequila-fueled tearfest, two angry Pratts, three people asking LC how her birthday went and four (or five) punches to the face? If you said the season five premiere of The Hills, then you get an A+ for paying attention.
And speaking of Hills math, we already know Speidi + Lauren = drama. But what happens when you combine a Brody/Audrina sleepover, Heidi in a wedding dress, Steph vs. Kelly Cutrone and Spencer begging LC for forgiveness? We're not sure what the technical term is, but we're thinking it's along the lines of HOLY F***** AWESOMENESS ...