As much as we like watching jerks get their faces punched in on Bully Beatdown, we've got a confession to make: it's not ALL about the karmic payback. Nope, bullies aside, everybody loves a good, old-fashioned smackdown -- and we've seen plenty of punches thrown right here on MTV.
From Que's berserker attack on last week's MTB to Spencer and Cameron's throwdown on this season's Hills, it seems like EVERY night is fight night. Below, the Top Five Best/Worst Beatdowns in MTV history.
• The RW: Hollywood Melee. Although you'd never know it from the bickering Brooklyn crew, MOST Real World finales are full of sappy goodbyes and touchy-feely confessionals. But when it was time for Will, Brianna and the gang to go, they finished out with an all-out bitchslappin' brawl that left Dave nursing a black eye -- and audiences wondering WTF just happened.
• Bo vs. Chad On Shot at Love: 'Member when Chad suckerpunched Bo in the jaw on Shot at Love 2? Well, the good news is Bo didn't hold a grudge, even when he had to undergo some painful reconstructive surgery involving the words "chin" and "metal plate." The bad news is, he had to drink out of a sippy cup for like a week AND he didn't get the girl. Love hurts, bro.
• Davis' RW/RR Smackdown: And speaking of punching someone for no reason whatsoever, who could forget the time drunk/sociopathic CT slammed his fist into the side of Davis' face and got himself kicked off The Inferno: 3 in about five seconds flat? Hey, at least the big guy learned his lesson, though, right? [Looks at trailer for The Duel 2]. Hmm, maybe not ...
• Every Episode Of Celebrity Deathmatch Ever Made: A show where "celebrities" (and we use the term loosely) whale on each other until one of them ends up dead? How in the hell did this ever get canceled?! Fortch, you can still watch the eps online at the CD site, and relive such memorable matchups as Shaq vs. Kobe, Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie and, of course, Ashlee Simpson vs. Her Old Nose.
• Jackass' Johnny Knoxville vs. The Bear: We've seen the Jackass, Nitro Circus and Fantasy Factory crews do a lot of stupid stunts in their day. But going head to head with a grizzly bear has to rank near the top of their Worst Ideas Ever. Having trouble picturing it? Watch this vintage vid of Johnny Knoxville "wrestling" Bam-Bam the bear. From the looks of it, boy damn near lost his head ...