As I’m sure y'all know, there are several ways to eat an Oreo. The totally boring way is to chomp the whole thing in one bite. Another option is to separate the cookie, leaving the frosting for the post-cookie coma. Yet another way is to scrape the creamy parts from multiple Oreos and throw away the cookies because they’re really nothing more than a frosting delivery service.
What does all this have to do with the season finale of The City, you ask? Well, just when I was beginning to feel like The City had been giving us a lot of cookies and no creamy frosting, the finale revealed that they’ve been saving ALL of the frosting from literally THOUSANDS of Oreos for the end of the season. Detox verdict: delish!
With unmatched style and poise, Whitney tied up all the loose ends of her season arc, putting Olivia in her place, giving Jay a swift kick down under and even getting some serious face time with Diane Von Freaking Furstenberg! This episode had more girl power than a Tyra Banks talk show featuring a duet by Posh Spice and Miley Cyrus.
Whitney, Olivia, Allie and that other girl: It’s been one hell of a ride... Too much frosting. Gonna puke.
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