We learned so much from this week's CollegeHumor we figured we'd condense it into list form and share it with the world! Below, the top ten things we picked up from watching a bunch of idiots ogle the hottest accountant ever.
1. Not everyone thinks "Jackass, but with babies" is a good idea.
2. On the other hand, EVERYBODY loves Poop Dodgeball.
3. Things NOT to say to a gorgeous girl in a wheelchair (including "Awesome! I rollerblade!" and 'I'm Sam and I like long ... talks on the beach.")
4. You should never compare your girlfriend to "a fatter Benicio Del Toro."
5. Messing with someone's Facebook profile is hilarious! And also: life-threatening.
6. And on a related note: nobody ever wants to go to a September 11th party.
7. Guys are ALWAYS thinking about sex.
8. Except for when they're thinking about cole slaw.
9. If you get your best friend to break up with your girlfriend for you, they WILL end up making out.
10. Guaranteed.
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