Dear Whitney,
Congratulations on turning 24 this week! Very exciting! Not quite sure why Paris Hilton (and her new boytoy, Doug Reinhardt) were there for your Special Day, but we're DYING to know what they got you. (Our money's on an all-expense-paid trip to Cabo!)
Anyhoo, it's been a crazy year for you, huh? Not only did you leave The Hills, move across the country and find a fabulous NYC apartment on your meager fashion assistant's salary, but you ALSO managed to snag a dreamy (albeit somewhat secretive) Australian man and make a whole new crop of (mostly downtown!) girlfriends on The City!
And things in NY sure are different than they are on the West Coast. Here, everyone you know (even office nobodies/homeless guys!) is super duper attractive, all your pals have actual jobs and people aren't afraid to wear bangs/fedoras, hate on Kelly Cutrone or say byotchy things like "From now on, let's keep our personal and professional lives separate."
But all in all, we think you're doing an amazing job so far, Miss DVF Rising Star! So, congrats on ringing in your first-ever Big Apple b-day! Hope you "part[ied] till the sun is rising" (like it says in the City theme song/our ringtone!). We're sure Jay would totally approve.
xoxo,
Remote Control
P.S. Did you know your birthday is almost the same date as your "goofy/carefree" work colleague Olivia's? Maybe next year you guys can have some sort of big joint celebration at Il Bastardo! (Don't forget to invite Danielle!)