It seems like Jay and Whitney have been on a downward spiral ever since that fateful night when the Aussie asked his #1(ish) gal if she'd like to go steady. Since then, the dating duo has gone from blissfully happy/carefree to reluctant roomies, and in the process, Whit confessed that the "passion" (psssst, we think that's code for heavy petting!) has all but disappeared.
Think their relationship can still be salvaged? We do! But only if they (and by "they" we mean "Jay") follow these five pieces of unsolicited advice.
• 1. Stop "forcibly" living together - Are we missing something? Or is it insanely obvious that Jay should move back in with Adam now that Allie's come to her senses decided she needs her own place? Seriously, we've got five words for you, Jay: GET OUT. GET OUT NOW.
• 2. Stop accidentally-on-purpose running into Danielle. And, on a related note ...
• 3. Stop saying super-incriminating things (like "Last time I saw you, we went home toogethah") whilst your mic is on. (This one's more directed at you, Jay, although Dani, if you're listening, we GET it. You're single. Great! Now go find someone's else's boyfriend to steal.)
• 4. No more partying til 6am. Hey, you know what's super-fun? Watching your boyfriend fall asleep at the dinner table cuz he was out all night binge-drinking with his ex! Yep, it's right up there with root canals and watching The O'Reilly Factor. Seriously! Keep the good times coming, dude!
• 5. Rekindle the "passion" with a romantic weekend getaway. Hey, (almost) worked for Justin and Audrina! Jay, just follow JB's lead and remember: the key to winning Whit over is handing her a saliva-drenched promise ring without actually saying words like "commitment," "future" or "Danielle."