Eff The Oscars! The only awards show I care about tonight is the Nitro Circus Awards! In DetoxLand, we created our own little awards show to celebrate the insane stunts featured on Nitro Circus each week. And all the stars attended. Brad and Angie, Will and Jada, Mickey Rourke and his pictures of his dog. What an honor to host in front of all those A-listers!
But forget Mickey. I was most star-struck by Jeremy from How's Your News? He was super cool and a blast to hang out with, especially since he saved the Nitro Awards by showing off his mad drum skillz. Fun fact: he had a tiny (nee, HUGE) crush on our beautiful producer, Sierra Lindsey.
Also on tonight's Detox, we saw the triumphant return of Meryl Street Mannequin. Funny, she only comes out to play during awards season. I think she was pissed she got shut out of the Nitro Awards ... but I told her, if she wants to win one, she has to do more than talk in a funny accent. She has to jump out of a plane whilst speaking with a funny accent. She'll learn.
All that awaits you, as does Courtney Love the Cleaning Lady, plus my very own Cantiello Cake Eating Stunt, only in tonight's MTV Detox. What are you waiting for? Take the plunge, dudes!