We know, we know. After last week's episode of Making the Band 4, the future of Danity Kane seems more up in the air than ever. And since we're hopelessly optimistic, (our boyfriend calls it "delusional"), we've decided to keep the faith by listing the Top 5 Reasons Danity Kane Need To Work Sh*t Out.
1. We like Aubrey better with her clothes on. A picture is worth a thousand words (and the one of Aubs wearing next-to-nothing was allegedly worth $500K), but we think Danity Kane-ers belong on stage, not in between the pages of nudie magazines. (Call us old fashioned, but we prefer our boobies covered up and our you-know-whats where we can't see 'em.) Oh, and FYI? We only read Playboy for the articles.
2. United we stand, divided we fall. We've all heard the rumors (that Diddy's grooming Dawn for a solo career), but here's the thing: For every Rihanna and Beyonce out there, there's about a zillion peeps you never heard of trying to make it big. So Dawnie? We love you, but make like an elementary school field trip and stay with the group.
3. "Bad Girls" is our ringtone. Seriously, it is.
4. It's not too late to stop the bitchassness. Sure, things are totes awkward right now (recap: Diddy threw out Aubrey, D. Woods quit and Shannon's gone AWOL) but the neat thing about hitting rock bottom is there's nowhere to go but up! Our advice? Get back on the same page by going on some sort of touchy-feely group bonding retreat (as seen on Bromance). Then get back on your boss' good side by apologizing profusely and writing "Diddy Is The King" over and over. And over.
5. "Damaged" was never meant to be a self-fullfilling prophecy. On the other hand, Donnie Klang's "Dr. Love?" TOTALLY inspired by actual events.