• Since breaking up with Paris Hilton, Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden has been romantically linked to Britney Spears (who denies it) and now ... Audrina Patridge?! Seriously, who is this guy's publicist and HOW SOON CAN WE HIRE HER? (Audrina's blog, via Usmagazine.com)
• Soothsayer Bret Michaels comes within one point of predicting the Super Bowl score(!). Geez, Is there anything that guy can't do? Y'know, besides find everlasting love with a bunch of bus skanks. (Newsroom)
• Bikini Girl has been booted from American Idol land! New judge, Kara DioGuardi, takes the high road by muttering "b-tch" under her breath as BG exits the stage. Brava! (Usmagazine.com)
• New Sex and the City sequel is finally official. Officially! (E! Online)
• Five-second View recap! "[Conservative co-host] Elisabeth Hasselbeck said that if Ashley Judd cares so much about wolves, she should talk about the "260,000 kids that are killed in abortions." (Jezebel)