• Actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix insists his music career is totes for realz, although he admits that it might be "laughable" and "ridiculous." You know, just like his crazy, homeless guy beard. (HuffPo, via E!)
• Ex-Playmate Kendra Wilkinson is super psyched to start a fam with her new fiance, but sez she won't be having kids anytime soon because "I don’t want to be fat for the wedding." (E! Online via Scandalist)
• Stephen King is notsomuch into Twilight. The horror!! (E! Online)
• Clay Aiken to appear on America's Next Top Model, presumably to teach the girls how to milk their reality tv stardom beyond the requisite 15 minutes. (Usmagazine.com)
• Shannon Doherty has announced that she'll be returning to 90210 Land! Now, if only we could convince blue-collar bad boy Ray Pruitt to break out the old guitar ... (TV Watch)