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On last night's Bromance, Brody booted Alex for hiding in the shadows (and also for becoming besties with fellow bro-peful, Luke). And while we're not fully convinced that Alex was "holding back," we DO agree with Chris F.'s assessment that Luke & Alex had a blossoming "Broback Mountain" thing happenin'.

Turns out, it all started WAAAAAY before the camping trip. Take another look at last night's beautiful bromontage, and tell us whether you think Alex's BFFship with Luke ended up costing him a spot in Brody's entourage.

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Good news for Dynamic Edition -- Cara Petrunich is back in full swing after passing out on stage during last week's ABDC taping. We've been seeing Cara around set pounding lots of water to make sure she doesn't experience another fainting incident. The show tapes tonight, so we'll find out soon if her little spell cost DE any votes. Until then, she'll continue to hydrate -- which hopefully won't lead to any other types of accidents...

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Sure, she could use a sandwich (preferably a Subway Footlong), but newish City cast member, Allie, is one breathtakingly beautiful girl and certainly qualifies as model material. Here are some other things we learned about Allie from watching Episode 6 and its After Show:
1) She's a total pushover very forgiving person.
2) Her real name is Honey I'msorry.
3) She's perfectly willing to shoot an ad campaign that promotes bad hygiene and channeling your inner serial killer. Watch her soaking in a tub of probably-horse-but-possibly-human hair, all in the name of trendy, overpriced denim:

Plus, after the jump, hear straight from the horsie's mouth what she thought about Catarina and whether she's moved on since the whole cheating rumor fiasco.
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"People need to get over that. Lauren [Conrad] and I are just friends and I think it's good we're friends. I love her to death ... but we're just friends and that's how we'll keep it."

-- Hills/Bromance star Brody Jenner, ruining our dream of seeing him end up with one-time girlfriend turned "platonic" pal, Lauren Conrad. (AP, via Brody Jenner's blog)

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Mondays in Detoxopia are jam-packed with MTV-viewing goodness, not only because I get my weekly insulin treatment in the form of Olivia Palermo, but it also means fun fashion tips! (Sometimes you need to wear something else besides a tee shirt.) Lucky for me, I got a little help from Brody Jenner and Malan Breton from Seasons 2 and 3 of Project Runway on how to wear my new, stylish JENNER JEANS!

Actually, not lucky at all. The whole thing turned out to be a horribly evil prank executed by the unlikely alliance of Brody and Malan! But I guess it was all in good fun. Malan and I ended up chatting about the hideous Jenner jeans and our mutual fascination with Giant Suri Cruise. He was also nice enough to share his deliciously evil laugh with us! Yay, Malan! (Keep your eyes peeled for new Malan goodies in NYC's upcoming Fashion Week, friends!)

Still, it was a day of broken hearts at Detox -- not only was I rejected by Vanessa Simmons during a grueling speed-dating session, but things were also sour in The City. The sub-plot of two barely-known characters caught on fire when there was explosive drama between the couple! And we've secured the raw audio from the tapes...

Tomorrow be sure to check back in when our awesome guest, art-rockin Ponytail, helps us discuss an especially scandalous Double Shot at Love. As my girl Olivia would coo, "Toodles!"

P.S. This is the last time I'll be naked on MTV Detox for awhile. PROMISE.

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There's a reason we don't see rebels without a cause driving family-friendly S.U.V.'s: it's all about danger, baby, danger! (Fact: if motorcycles were safe, they wouldn't be the vehicle of choice for Bad Boys, biker chicks with a death wish or leather-lovin' wannabes like Angela.)

And being the concerned older sister that she is, Vanessa wasn't exactly thrilled with the idea of her younger sib cruising down Venice Beach at 90mph. So what'd she do? Gave mom a ring and filled her in on Angie and Jess' plan to hop-a-Harley.

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On tonight's City, Allie and Adam's relationship suffered a major blow when some chick named Catarina announced that she and Adam, like, TOTALLY made out. As a result, Whitney preemptively picked a fight with her boyfriend Jay, and warned him to never, ever "do anything like that" to her.

Why? Turns out, Whitney's a firm believer in the transitive property (ah, 6th grade math!). Her hypothesis? If your friends are a reflection of who you are, and your BFF/roomie Adam is a total sketchypants, then you, too, must be sketchy-by-association.

The only problem with this theory? We're not seeing the empirical evidence. Even assuming Adam DID step out on his girlfriend, that doesn't mean Jay's getting ready to follow suit. And FYI, chewing out your man for cheating before the fact is less a preventative measure than it is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

+ Think Whit jumped the gun by punishing Jay for his roomie's bad behavior? Or is she right that you are who you're friends with? Take our poll and let us know whether Whitney came down too hard on her (guilty until proven innocent?) bf.

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Anyone else confused by Olivia's bizarro/anti-"social" behavior on this week's City? First, girl shames Whitney for passing on the latest Adam/Allie goss (sniffing "Whitney, you're an adult" and "I'm not in high school"), then, five seconds later, she sits around and giggles as her boy Nevan trashes the "fedora"-filled guestlist at Jay's downtown/uptown mixer.

So what's the real deal? Is Olivia a prim and proper prissyface sophisticated socialite who's just not that into talking behind people's backs? Or is she a behind-closed-doors gossiper with a superiority complex? Leave your opinion in the Comments section and check out our Maturity Meter below!

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Tonight, we watched as Adam's maybe-infidelity drove his girlfriend to tears -- and very nearly drove her away for good. Fortch, Allie (perhaps swayed by her man's monotone "I'm sorry honey"s?) decided to disregard her eye-opening convo with The Other Woman -- and pretend the whole thing never happened.

Think she made the right call? We're not completely convinced! Below, five reasons why Allie should consider changing her relationship status from "It's Complicated" to "Totally, 100% Single."

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After dressing the boys up in "lame-ass jeans" and making them walk the red carpet, Brody turned up the heat tonight by introducing the final four bros to some Playboy Playmates. And despite Femi's (admitted) overconfidence and Chris' whiney anti-clique rant, Brody decided to sake it to Alex for hiding behind Luke's shadow. Think he sent the right bro packin'? Take our poll and let us know which dude should've been chucked faster than a pair of Jenner jeans.

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