• In addition to hanging out with Paris Hilton, and posing nude while wearing Tefillin (a la Paris!) for Playboy, Miss Aubrey O'Day reportedly spends her free time enjoying "love fests" and makeout seshes ... with her poor, defenseless dog, Ginger. (Newsroom)
• The Office's John Krasinski's senior class picture Sundance glamor shot makes him look like he's vying for the lead in 40 Year Old Virgin: 2. Oy. (Best Week Ever)
• Either Evangeline Lily is the only celeb with her priorities NOT outta whack -- or the perma-tan tv star has officially "Lost" her mind. (Celebitchy)
• A kindhearted paparazzo was "waiting for [Jennifer] Aniston to leave the house" when he happened to spot her dog making its way towards the freeway! Happily, the photog reunited the runaway pooch with its owner, presumably, in exchange for nothing exclusive snapshots of Aniston taking out the trash. (Hollysoop via Gawker)
• For reasons we can neither articulate nor being to understand, we're deeply saddened by the news that actor Elijah Wood (a.k.a. Frodo, a.k.a. our 7th grade crush) is secretly a chain-smoker/dead-ringer for LiLo gal pal Sam Ronson. (Scandalist)