My wife: "What did you do at work today, honey?"
Me: "Eh, same old, same old. I hung out with that Michael dude from Bromance, pretended to go camping sans pants and used cheesecakes as footwear. How was your day?"
Yep, things are still wacky in DetoxLand. In honor of Whitney Port's headwear (displayed proudly in tonight's episode of my favorite show on the planet, The City), I'm wearing a different hat in every single shot. Thanks MTV Wardrobe department! But apparently our hijinks are too wacky for a Pitchfork-favorite band whose publicist told us -- in so many words -- that they would rather eat glass than appear on our weird show. (Wah, wah.)
Still, we scored Keri Hilson for tonight's recap, and we love her so yay! (Plus, she is a mean quizzer.) AND we booked a different indie group for Wednesday's Real World Detox recap and they're down for whatevs. Word! I'm just thankful that no celebs were on hand when we shot the ole "barefoot in cheesecake" bit, which was not a pretty sight. (Nor smell. Cheesecake is pungent under hot lights ... and in between toes! Ick.)
Sadly our Monday night recap was too long this go-round, therefore we had to abandon my weekly Olivia Palermo Love-Fest. (Booo!) So, I guess, at this rate it'll be a bi-monthly Olivia Love-Fest? Not as exciting, I know, but there's still plenty of stuff for you to sink your teeth into. So watch my impressive hat collection! Watch Michael from Bromance have another low-grade temper tantrum! And watch how well Junior's Cheesecake adapts to the contours of my feets! All this and more awaits you in your MTV Detox for Monday, January 19...