Back when Whitney was living rent free at Erin's place, the only rules seemed to be 1) Give me daily wrap-ups of your new life in The City, and 2) Feel free to stay as long as you like. Not the case at Olivia's! When her cuz Nevan showed up looking for a home away from home, 'Liv quickly gave him the lay of the land -- which is to say, a quick crash course on the House Commandments. Behold, the Top Four Rules of Chez Olivia:
1) No chicks wearing my clothes.
2) No chicks ever.
3) Treat the dog how you would like to be treated.
4) No shoes in the living room. Especially not those fug "retirement home" sneaks.
With these four basic tenets, Olivia's managed to outline each of her primary concerns: property damage, puppy love and a zero-tolerance policy towards uninvited guests (and footwear of the non-designer variety). But we're thinking if Olivia had, say, more than two seconds to come up with the house rules, she might've added a few more into the mix, such as:
5) Don't make eye contact with the help. (See: How to train a housemaid.)
6) Like children (and non-socials), house guests should be seen and not heard.
7) Mi casa es TOTALLY su casa! Just don't ever touch my stuff or sprinkle while you tinkle, 'kay?
+ Think we missed anything? You tell us: What other rules and regulations should the lady of the house implement (e.g. "Mornings are for 'Me-time,'" and "If Butler the dog doesn't like you, I don't like you.")