• Breaking: Ashlee Simpson and her baby daddy will be playing "Bonnie & Clyde wannabes" on CSI: NY. Laugh now, but we haven't been this excited since the time Method Man played a Nigerian polygamist on an episode of Law & Order S.V.U.! (EW)
• Johnny Knoxville is sorry he brought a fake grenade to the airport. Then again, he IS a Jackass -- and, well, that's what jackasses do. (Usmagazine.com)
• Meanwhile, Kendra Wilkinson is sorry she said a bunch of not-so-nice things about the man who plucked her from obscurity, exploited her for his personal/professional gain and hired her to play his "pretend" girlfriend. (E! Online)
• When eccentric actor Joaquin Phoenix said he was leaving the film biz to work on his music, we just figured it was another one of his crazy, nonsensical ramblings. Turns out, it wasn't! Dude's got a hip hop album coming out, and Diddy's producing. (Hollywood Reporter)
• This week on Grey's Anatomy: Izzie resolves to stop sleeping with a dead guy while Meredith tries, fails, to bring back the High Ponytail. (TV Watch)