• Hooray, American Idol is back! Which means it's time to watch perennially awkward host Ryan Seacrest attempt to high-five the show's only blind contestant! (Scandalist)
• Paris Hilton's website is INFECTED. Do NOT go there -- unless you want to walk around singing the FreeCreditReport.com song for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. (Valleywag)
• Dr. Gregory House (who, in real life, has a sexy accent and is named Hugh Laurie) says he was a teenage rebel a la James Dean. Are we supposed to be turned off? (Usmagazine.com)
• Breaking: Aubrey O'Day sleeps in Miley Cyrus PJs and has met Fidel Castro! And four other things you never knew about the former Danity Kane diva. (Newsroom)
• New Celebrity Apprentice promo (wisely!) pushes the show's most recognizable celebs (think: Dennis Rodman and Joan Rivers) and ignores the other four or five Whosits (think The Dude Who Played "Hot Dog Vendor #4" In Major League 3.)