Jennifer Lopez and her impossibly-thin hubby Marc Anthony are reportedly having SERIOUS marital probs. (Fact: an anonymous insider alleges that Anthony once called his wife's post-baby body "chubby!") So what's a girl to do? According to Star magazine, that would be secretly run back to her ex-boyfriend, Diddy, for help.
Which totally makes sense! After all, they did date a lifetime ago (back when Diddy was known as "Puffy" and Jennifer was known as J.Lo) and lately, he's been chock full o' sympathy for all his old friends. Take, for instance, these warm sentiments he recently shared about former pal Lil' Kim (who's gone on record blasting the Biggie Smalls biopic, Notorious):
"According to several of the mogul’s interns Diddy allegedly said, 'I can’t believe this sh*t. This ain’t about her. She needs to grow up and stop being a baby.'"
Ah, the old tough love approach. Works (almost) every time!
Also effective, however? The truth!
We'd recommend telling Lopez that she's never looked better. And that, when you're married to a man with a BMI of 15, a concave torso and more pairs of skinny jeans than MK Olsen, feeling like Shamu just sorta comes with the territory.