If last week's Bromance was all about Bro-prah moments and passing out in parking lots, then this week was all about perfecting your game -- and showing off your fun-lovin' personality. And while some of the boys missed the mark when it came to activity time (Paging Dr. Femi!), Jered managed to tank both of this weeks' challenges. Below, Jered's Top 4 Bonehead Manuvers from Week 3:
Bonehead Manuver #1: Two seconds after bragging about his ability to sandbag The Girl Behind The Screen ("I didn't know who it was, but I was just feeding them bull---t so I could win"), Jered sinks himself by ranking "ass" above intellect, sense of humor and career goals when describing his dream woman. Well played, brah!
Bonehead Manuver #2: Jered refuses to shake what his mama gave him after Gary's choreography lesson turns into an impromptu Dance Off. Dude, c'mon! Even Chris F. did his thang (i.e. gyrated off-beat and broke out the cabbage patch!)
Bonehead Manuver #3: When asked to plan an activity that shows his personality, Jered comes up with a homemade slip n' slide that leaves half the guys bruised, battered and concussed. Nice work, J! Hey, maybe next time, you can skip the formalities and just go straight to the part where you guys call 1-800 L-A-W-Y-E-R and slap Brody with a massive personal injury lawsuit!
Bonehead Manuver #4: Jered claims Weird Haired Gary wouldn't really fit in with Brody's crew but fails to effectively persuade Brody/Gary/anyone what he'd bring to the table. Besides a really, really good poker face. And an amazing personality awkward fanny fetish.
+ Think Brody made the right decision by bouncing Jered from the House of Bros instead of "Happy Feet" Gary? Or should the B-man have kept both boys -- and gotten rid of Femi before the ink dried on his copycat tat? Let us know who you think deserved to face the firing range on this week's Bromance!