• Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt tackle the penultimate philosophical question: Who would look better in Playboy — Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie? (Usmagazine.com)
• Next week’s Gossip Girl: More Dan/Serena incest mania, the truth about Rufus Humphrey’s secret love child and another chance for Blair and Chuck to f— things up. (E! Online)
• Mary Kate Olsen went to the restroom and she, like, did NOT wash her hands. (P6)
• In the current issue of Vibe, Kanye West appears to sport a salt-and-pepper beard. Apparently, this is only an extremely elaborate illusion. “I DON’T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE,” ‘Ye insists. “THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S S—!” Hey, whatever ya say, Crazy Old Guy! (Buzzworthy)
• Former Cosby Show star Lisa Bonet has just tipped the crazy scales by naming her bundle of joy Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. For serious. (Huffington Post)
• Taylor Swift kicks off 2009 the right way: by not dating a Jonas Brother, shmoozing with Neil Patrick Harris and appearing on SNL. (Newsroom)