Last night's Double Shot At Love was majorly confusing! So to make sense of it all, we've put together a quick, bullet point/photo recap of all the Josh-related craziness. Enjoy!
• First, Josh swears he never kissed that clingy, stalker Rosie -- despite Trevor's insistence that he "know[s] what hooking up sounds like."
• Next, he admits there was a brief peck on the lips, but swears on his unborn children (i.e. his sperm?!) that there were NO tongues involved. None! Zero! Zilch! (Rosie/Trevor/the videotape suggest otherwise.)
• Then, in a last-ditch effort at self-preservation, Josh changes his story AGAIN, saying he can't stab Rosie (presumably, he means her life-sized cardboard cutout) because he's like totally, madly in love with her(!), causing a dumbstruck Scott to muse: "Maybe his name's, like, not even Josh." Indeed!
• THEN, just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, Josh tells the Ikkis he made up all that crap about Rosie ("Maybe I'm just afraid of being rejected?") and is really, 100% into them. Really! To which Vikki responds, "Peace out, asshole."
+ You've seen the videotape, you've heard from all the principle players, and you've read our (impressively thorough!) bullet point recap. So what say you? Is Josh a crazy, lying liar who will say anything in order to leave the Shot at Love house with a girl, ANY girl??
Or is he truly, madly, deeply in love with Rosie -- even though (according to her) they only kissed once and it was completely drunken/forgettable?
You tell us!