We've been dying to find out more about Whitney's new East Coast life ever since we first heard she was ditching sunny L.A. for a dream job right here in NYC. But watching tonight's series premiere of her Hills spin-off made us realize there's more than one kind of City gal. (Fact: There's actually three!)
Since Whitney's still getting the lay of the land, we figured we'd help get everyone up to speed with this here City Style Guide. Read on to learn all about the three distinct types of Manhattan ladies (represented by Whitney, Olivia and Erin).
Whitney, The New Girl
Act: Nervous. Make as many worried faces as possible. When necessary, switch from doe-eyed-deer-in-the-headlights to cocky, self-assured fashionista to show everyone you're not as naive as they think you are.
Wear: Color! Yellow kimonos, sexy red platform shoes, purple backless mini-dresses!
Don't be afraid to ... Confront your boyfriend of approximately one week about rumors that he's been seeing other people. You've had, like, two coffee dates, a dinner AND a mid-afternoon hug! In Hills world, you're practically married.
Olivia, The Seasoned Socialite
Act: Like you're above it all. Throw private dinner parties, roll your eyes at any/all non-"socials," and awkwardly pry into your new coworker's love life by asking her repeated questions like, "Where's Jay?" and "So why didn't Jay make it tonight?"
Wear: Refrigerator-sized purses, perfectly tailored designer dresses and blingy cocktail rings worth slightly more than the average American family's household income.
Don't be afraid to ... Play the part. Tell everyone you're a "social," constantly reminisce about your days as a deb (that's "debutante," for all you non-Upper East Siders!) and name-drop famous family friendzies, never mind that Manolo Blahnik didn't quite seem to remember you.
Erin, The City Girl-Next-Door
Act: Like you're the made-to-order East Coast bestie we never knew Whitney had. Allude to a long history together without ever actually explaining how you guys met, or how your long lost BFF came to be sleeping on your sofa.
Wear: Bangs. Not all the time, but just often enough to remind us how down-to-earth you are. Occasionally, comb them back and secure with barrette for a more serious look. (Perf for when your friend tells you her new boyfriend has been spotted RIDING IN TAXI CABS with other girls!)
Don't be afraid to ... Crash snooty dinner parties and cheer wildly when your BFF Whitney tells you she went back to Jay's place after their first NYC dinner date. (Woohoo, vicarious booty!)
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