+ Hugh Jackman (a.ka. the X-Man who's bringing sexyback) will be hosting this year's Academy Awards. Snicky, snicky, soine! (FYI, that was us imitating Wolverine's berserker attack with his Adamantium claws. As if you didn't know.) (TV Squad)
+ Demi Lovato's rep says her client's scary wrist injuries were actually the result of a "gummy bracelet" gone wrong. Well, obvs. (MTV News)
+ Um, has Paris Hilton been stealing style tips from Gumby? Just askin'... (Scandalist)
+ Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg to release a new comedy album, Incredibad, with a little help from his famous friendzies like Justin Timberlake and Natalie Portman. Why? Well, for starters, cause "D--k in a Box" is still funny as hell. And, yeah, Mr. Pibbs + Red Vines are still crazy delicous. (MTV News)
+ Brad Pitt to George Clooney: Stop rockin' my 'stache, yo! (People)
+ Candace Cameron (you know her as D.J. Tanner from Full House) is now officially a skinny mini! And she says she dropped the weight without a super-expensive personal trainer/private chef/crazy fad diet! After all, we're in a recession. (Usmagazine.com)