Just me, or did there seem to be slim pikkins for the Ikki Twins on last night's Double Shot at Love premiere? I mean, you never do get a second chance to make a first impression -- and some of those guys and gals could have definitely benefited from a do-over. (Not just the ones who got eliminated!)
Take Scott, for instance: I dunno, maybe he could have introduced himself with a handshake or a peck on the cheek in lieu of hurling his mammoth, Pabst-soaked tongue straight into Vikki's bowels Rikki's bowels one of dem twins' bowels? Or what about Nick, whose claims to fame consisted of a crusty tongue ring, anti-sloppy second policy (promptly repealed) and being in a rock band?
Note to all Double Shot at Love Contestants: Vikki and Rikki Ikki are SMOKIN' BI-SEXUAL TWINS. SMOKIN. BISEXUAL. TWINS. It's your birthday, Christmas AND Easter all rolled into one two. Start showing them what makes you special besides your body art/parts.
These girls are looking for true love (didn't the crying fit convince you??) and you're gonna have to step up your game if you wanna stay in it. Here's a tip: Ask how their day is going before trying to get to second base.