Stop the presses! Serial dater/celebrated author Tila Tequila says she might just be ready to settle down, move to the suburbs and pluck an unsuspecting child out of third world obscurity (just like Brangelina!) and spoil him rotten! Well, not today -- or tomorrow -- but someday! That is, assuming the Shot at Love 2 alum ever gets rich enough to buy her way into Bill Gates' country club...
"Sometimes I think, like, let's just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing," Tila told reporters at Usmagazine.com. "But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything."
Um, Tila? In case you haven't noticed, we're kinda on the brink of an economic depression here. (You know, the one that's already left thousands of Americans overmortgaged, jobless and strapped for cash and even inspired blingmaster P. Diddy to hang up his pimp jewelry in solidarity?)
So we're guessing the whole private isle/parenting thing will have to wait just a bit. (Unless you count Roosevelt Island, of course, but FYI, watch five minutes of campy horror flick Dark Water and you'll never ride the tram again.)