We know, we know, those picky Ikkis (Rikki and Vikki! Tricky!) sent home four girls tonight (Dana, Claudia, Bella and Angela) and were soooo in lurve with the guys that they only gave three fellas (Freddy, Fazio and David) the boot. And as much as we see their logic (Yes, Faz was lame, hand tattoos are generally a red flag and Claudia's kinky "Superfreak" act put us to sleep) we came away from tonight's season premiere with a totally different set of rankings.
So here's a completely superficial, first impressions-based rundown of our bottom three A Double Shot at Love boys and girls, after the jump!
Truth be told, the Ikkis mostly got it right on this one. Annoying Angela (who's secretly straight, so there!) got weeded out right away, along with fellow peroxide blond, Boring Dana. But instead of getting rid of Crazy Claudia (and Bella the Tattooed Lady) we would've picked Two-Toned Rebekah to round our bottom three.
Sure, she looks edgy in an Amanda Woodward/early 90's kinda way, but she came on a little strong for our tastes -- and did anyone else notice that when Becks was done making out with Rikki (or was that Vikki??) she strutted out there like it was her frickin' show! Oh NO you did not.
As for the guys, we're gonna have to call "bs" on the twins' claim that only three dudes were elimination-worthy. For starters, we completely support the decision to oust Faz (and for the record, we seriously doubt that he's "got, like, five girls waiting for [him] at home") but we'd have also thrown in Coop, the smooth-talkin' ladies man who hit us with such gems as "I can't tell if that heat's coming from you or the fire" (or something) and fessed up to having a crappy foot fetish.
Oh, and for the record, we have this crazy thing about personal space invaders (and people who make out with you within 2 seconds of meeting you), so Scott, we're just not that into you. Or your hot pink mandana.
+ Agree? Disagree? Let us know who's in your bottom three, plus tell us which boys and girls are your early favorites.