You could have cut the sexual tension with a knife (or maybe a chainsaw was necessary?) during Whitney and Rocker Jay's five-min rendezvous (see tonight's episode of The Hills). We didn't exactly need a body language expert to translate the obvious (he totally likes her and she totally likes him!); however, we did take a stab at voicing these two lovebirds' innermost thoughts as they restrained themselves from playing tonsil hockey outside the office building of Whit's future employer:
THE HELLO HUG
Whitney: Hi, how are you? You made it!
Jay: Hey, what's going on? You look nice ... I like the dress.
Whitney: Thank you, you look good, too.
Translation:
Whitney: OMG, YOU MADE IT! Woot woot! [Performs victory dance]
Jay: Hellooo, legs! You look even hotter than I remember.
Whitney: Back atcha.
AWKWARD TRANSITION
Jay: What are you going to be doing all day?
Whitney: Um .... It's so good to see you.
Jay: I know ... I love this dress babe ... you look hot.
Translation:
Jay: So, back to my place? Can we, please?
Whitney: I wish ... but really, I'm not that easy.
Jay: God, you really are H-O-T! Seriously babe ... my place?
(Whitney: Eww, did he really just call me babe?)
NOW WHAT?
Jay: So you're leaving tonight, what time's your flight again?
Whitney: I have to go now, so I guess I'll just have to see you when I get back.
Jay: No, that's not fair.
Whitney: I know, right?
Translation:
Jay: So you really have to leave tonight? Do I have any chance convincing you to stay 'til tomorrow?
Whitney: Sorry, Charlie -- I'm here for biz, not pleasure. We'll have plenty of time for all that when I get back.
Jay: You tease.
Whitney: I know, right?
GOODBYE KISS
Whitney: Mmm
Jay: Mmm
No translation necessary.