Last week I hitched a ride to the Real World: Brooklyn house, where I promptly drilled a brand new cast of camera-friendly drama queens about their recent three-month stint inside MTV's notorious traveling nuthouse. Per the usual, they're a highly dynamic yet totes dysfunctional family of young and restless, attention-seeking individuals complete with expert level Rock Band skillz, low alcohol tolerance and remarkable bone structure. And as far as Real World living spaces go, this one wins the award for Coolest City Loft No 20-Something New Yorker Could Ever Realistically Afford. To shed some perspective, each month I shell out upwards of $1700 for a 1-bedroom apartment the size of this kitchen:
In fact, there is only enough countertop in my kitchen to accommodate a toaster and half a loaf of bread. I can't possibly imagine what it would cost to rent a place with three bedrooms, each as big as this:
More rage-inducing shots of the luxurious Real World: Brooklyn loft after the jump!
Don't even get me started on the view. Real World: Brooklyn premieres Jan. 7 @10pm.





