As soon as we heard Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were hosting tomorrow's live Engaged & Underaged wedding special (1pm ET), we got to thinking about the couple's own plans to hop (re-hop?) down the aisle. So what will Speidi's Wedding: Part Deux actually entail? Here's a couple of our bestest/silliest/most wishful thinkingest ideas:

+ Theme: Fancypants. This over-the-top black-tie affair (catered by the winner of Top Chef: New York, photographed by Us Weekly and planned to perfection by Brent Bolthouse) will have all the snooty staples: giant, four-tiered wedding cake (think: too gorgeous to eat), long, flowy couture dresses for the girls, James Bond tuxes for the boys. Party favors to include designer giftbags (fuchsia-colored Balenciagas, natch) filled with a Tiffany crystal-framed glamor shot of the happy couple. Honeymoon to follow at Doug Reinhardt's parent's house in Cabo.

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• Have you heard? Actress Mischa Barton has learned to play the sitar for her new movie in a misguided attempt to make us all forget that she's Marissa Cooper. Nice try, Coop, but we're not falling for it. And neither is Atwood. (ICYDK)

• And speaking of our fave prematurely-cancelled show, remember Michael Cassidy? We knew -- and loved -- him as hippie/rich kid Zach Stevens in the post-Marissa era O.C., and now he's reportedly leaving crappy CW teen dramedy, Privileged. We're not sure why. Presumably, because it's terrible. (TV Squad)

• Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence says he won't be coming back for another season, and neither will the show's neurotic/effeminate star, Zach Braff. (New York Times, via TS)

• Paris Hilton is said to have spent somewhere between $5,000 and $10,000 buying 31 "beautiful sexy dresses" during a quickie Aussie shopping spree. It's good to be an heiress. (INO)

• Notorious lout Balthazar Getty has managed to get himself bounced from Brothers & Sisters. (Dlisted)

Last light's episode left us with so many questions! For instance, where does one get icing lingerie? Why does Trevor (a.k.a. the one-legged king!) have so many useless talents? And, seriously, who goes to the drive-in movies without snacks? But most importantly, we wanna know whether Vikki (and Rikki) made the right decision by giving Nick the boot instead of Scotty.

Sure, Nick sorta has a knack for brooding, making girls cry and totally over-exaggerating his musical prowess. (Dude, you screwed up the easiest karaoke song ever. How sucky IS your band?)

But in the end, Vikki passed over a guy who said he was ready to fall in love with her for a man who wears tuxedo t-shirts (seriously??), threatens to 'bash people's heads in' and split his lip while pleasuring a woman made entirely of sugar-coated plastic.

+ Think the girls made the wrong call by tossing angsty (but sensitive!) Nick in favor of "I've never missed a meal in my life" Scotty? Take our poll and let us know who the Ikki sistahs should've sent packing!

Sure, we loved watching all the boys and girls run around in paint-infested water, ingest three-day-old icing and warble their way through the karaoke classics on last night's Double Shot At Love. But despite the Ikki twins' promise of delivering some "good clean fun," we counted a handful of highly disturbing freeze-frames on this week's show.

Check out our Top 5 Most Therapy-Inducing Moments, and let us know which one was the absolute ikkiest (pun intended).

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'Tis the season to be coming up with unrealistic New Year's Resolutions! And since the Hills crew has been crazy busy (what with wrapping up Season 4, planning a wedding and moving to NYC and all), we figured we'd give everyone a hand by coming up with their annual affirmations for them! Read on to find out what ch-ch-changes we wanna see, come January 1st.

Stephanie: Stop dating, breaking up with and re-dating boys who make you cry on near-daily basis. Which brings us to #2: Stop crying on a near-daily basis. (Hint: Next season, save the mascara-stained tears for Sweeps Week, for added "oomph.")

Holly: Find new semi-permanent place of residence. We get that you're new(ish) in town, but c'mon, it's been like six months! Time to ditch the perma-houseguest routine, make like Mary Tyler Moore and get yourself a 1-bedroom. And a lopsided beret.

Heidi: Convince boyfriend/roommate/future husband to stop pissing off Everyone You Know. This includes -- but is not limited to -- your boss, your sister, your mother, your stepfather and your ex-best friend.

Spencer: Get back on Stalker Mom's good side by showing her how thoughtful/kind/considerate you are. If that fails, keep childish name-calling to a minimum.

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Now that we've met all the Bromance-ers, it's time to play a little game called "Who We Like The Most." Call it a popularity contest, call it a scouting report, call it whatever you want -- but read on to find out who's sitting pretty (in one manner of speaking, anyway) and who's got nowhere to go but up.

Our Top 3 from Week 1:

Not everyone was a standout this week, but we're guessing you'll recognize these familiar fellas from last night's episode. There's Weird-Haired Gary, who surprised/impressed Brody with his unexpected luck with the ladies, Comedian Chris F., who won us over by hitting up Hooters (and honing in on the awkwardness level of the hot tub eliminations) and, of course, Alex, the self-professed "bromosexual," who hit it out of the park with his delightfully refreshing "broast."

'Course, you can't have the good without the bad. Here are the three dudes (other than Michael and Jacob) whose Bromance debuts were a big swing and a miss.
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+ Teeny-tiny Grey's Anatomy star Chyler Leigh has announced that she's pregnant with her third child. We're torn between saying "Congratulations!" and sending her a card that says "Wait, you've had two kids?! You're giving us a MAJOR weight complex, lady." (Usmagazine.com)

+ Ed Westwick/Chuck Bass admits he was too starstruck to introduce himself to soccer star David Beckham at a recent partay. In related news, we once saw Ed Westwick/Chuck Bass on the street, then awkwardly/conspicuously turned and hid behind the nearest telephone pole. True story. (Radar)

+ Former Top Model winner Eva Pigford (now, apparently, Eva Marcille) is reportedly engaged to her boyfriend/House of Payne costar Lance Gross. Yeah, something tells us she'll be holding onto her (new) maiden name for a while. (Essence via Us)

+ Kendra Wilkinson says she and her linebacker fiance will be getting hitched at the Playboy mansion, a.k.a. her old stomping grounds, but she hasn't decided whether her grandpa-aged ex, Hugh Hefner, will be walking her down the aisle. Because, you know, THAT would be the weird part. (Reality TV World)

I was just sitting here at my desk, counting down the minutes 'til 2009 and wondering if last year's sequined New Year's Eve number will still fit, when suddenly I was reminded of how snazzy everyone looked at the Hills finale event.

Man, what a fun night! Maybe the funnest finale ever. Personally, I think the P.D.A. had something to do with it. After all the naughty rumors, bad blood and mascara-stained tears from Season 4, it truly was a pleasant surprise to see the entire Hills cast showing each other so much love. Like, lots of it. In fact, some of them couldn't keep their hands off each other!

Exhibit A: Given their body language, there was absolutely no need for Audrina and Justin to vocalize their obvs on-again relationship status during the After Show. (A good thing, since neither of them quite excel at public speaking.)

Exhibit B: Brody and Frankie got super bromantic on the red carpet (and even dished about their secret slumber parties).

More touchy feely pics after the jump!

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These days, Diddy's all about TLC, which -- in addition to spelling out the name of our fave all-girl 90's R&B group -- also happens to be an acronym for NYC's Taxi and Limousine Commission. So why's the Making the Band creator/"I Am King" purveyor got to say about yellow cabs? A lot, apparently, starting with this: the next ride's on him.

Yep, in these tumultuous times, Diddy's reeled in (some of) his over-the-top spending, teamed up with TLC and his fave brand of vodka and put his money towards an admirable cause: covering the cost of your cab home tomorrow night. Beginning 11pm Wednesday, Ciroc Vodka reps will be handing out $15 debit cards in Times Square to help get all the tipsy NYC revelers back to the overpriced studio apartments from whence they came.

"New York is the world's most iconic New Year's Eve City," Diddy explained to the New York Daily News. "So let's lead by example and show everyone that a sophisticated holiday celebration doesn't just end when the ball drops, but when everyone gets home safely."

Sounds fare to us.

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Tila Tequila's new book may be best known for its sexpert relationship advice and do-it-yourself dating aphorisms (i.e. "F--- like a porn star") but apparently, it's also the perfect platform for instigating one-sided feuds with international superstars.

According to MediaTakeOut.com, the reality has-been/Shot at Love alum found time to blast Rihanna in between chapters, calling the singer "packed," "unoriginal" and "f---ing boring."

When reached for response, a nonplussed Rihanna quietly ignored the snipe, put on one of her 800 designer frocks and went about her daily routine of churning out successive number one hits, making oodles and oodles of money and dating drop-dead gorge megastar Chris Brown.