+ Recession alert! You know you’re on the brink of economic disaster/full-scale depression when even snotty rich people (like Jeana Keough, right, from The Real Housewives of Orange County) are cutting down on their crazy expenditures. (E! Online)
+ Note to former ‘NSYNCer Joey Fatone — Next time you feel like slamming the DWTS contestants for being tacky, you probably shouldn’t follow it up by sitting on a toilet in the middle of Times Square. ‘Kay? (Page Six, Best Week Ever)
+ Meanwhile, could the Dancing with the Stars judges BE any more in love with finalist Brooke Burke? “You’re the one that we all want,” said judge Bruno Toniolo following Burke’s Grease-inspired freestyle number. Awww/ewww! (NY Daily News)
+ Former SNL funnyman Horatio Sanz is virtually unrecognizable now that he’s embraced the power of the tweed blazer lost upwards of 80 pounds. (Scandalist)
+ The Girls Next Door get all hatted up for the Kentucky Derby! Fun fact: Kendra Wilkinson had to have her giant straw monstrosity custom-made because her head’s “gigantic.” (TV Watch)